- Getting hit by a car
I ripped this off from Unearthed Arcana, the Advanced D&D manual TSR published sometime around 1985. It's the story the game's authors made up for the orc religion.
Four games today kick off the 2013-2014 college football bowl season. Another 31 will be played by Jan. 6. Which ones are the best? Which ones are the worst? Here's a viewer's guide.
1. Getting hit in the dick with a claw hammer.
My brother just pointed this out to me, after a conversation we had today about the 1978 parody Hardware Wars which, like most of our discussions, arose truly apropos of nothing. The Star Wars sendup makes a subtle nod to George Lucas' earliest work, with a kind of visual Easter egg reference that one would expect…
This is a pre-emptive warning to my alma mater: Don't you ever fucking put No. 44 on any men's basketball player, for any reason, ever. I'm saying this because I know the thought will cross your mind and some point in the future, but I am ordering you: Do not fucking do this.
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