Four games today kick off the 2013-2014 college football bowl season. Another 31 will be played by Jan. 6. Which ones are the best? Which ones are the worst? Here's a viewer's guide.

Dec. 21

New Mexico Bowl—Piece of shit.

Las Vegas Bowl—Piece of shit.

Potato Bowl—Piece of shit.

New Orleans Bowl—Piece of shit.

Dec. 23

St. Petersburg Bowl—Piece of shit.

Dec. 24

Hawaii Bowl—Who cares.

Dec. 26

Pizza Bowl—Piece of shit.

Poinsettia Bowl—Piece of shit.

Dec. 27

Military Bowl—Piece of shit.

Texas Bowl—Piece of shit.

Fight Hunger Bowl—Piece of shit.

Dec. 28

Pinstripe Bowl—Piece of shit.

Belk Bowl—Piece of shit.

Russell Athletic Bowl—Piece of shit.

Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl—Piece of shit.

Dec. 30

Armed Forces Bowl—Piece of shit.

Music City Bowl—Piece of shit.

Alamo Bowl—Piece of shit.

Holiday Bowl—Second rate.

Dec. 31

AdvoCare V100 Bowl—Piece of shit.

Sun Bowl—Third rate.

Liberty Bowl—Piece of shit.

Chick-fil-A Bowl—Piece of shit.

Jan. 1

Gator Bowl—Third rate.

Heart of Dallas Bowl—Piece of shit.

Capital One Bowl—Second rate.

Outback Bowl—Second rate.

Rose Bowl—Who cares.

Fiesta Bowl—Who cares.

Jan 2

Sugar Bowl—Who cares.

Jan. 3

Cotton Bowl—Respectable.

Orange Bowl—Piece of shit.

Jan. 4

BBVA Compass Bowl—Piece of shit.

Jan. 5

GoDaddy Bowl—Piece of shit.

Jan. 6

BCS National Championship Game—Worth watching.