How I Judge the Kotaku 'Shop Contest (Roughly Speaking)

It's been more than three years, I figure the mainstays and the longtime readers of the Kotaku 'Shop Contest deserve some kind of explanation for how I judge things.

Factors in favor of a 'Shop:

1. Is it funny?

2. If not, are there a bunch of commenters who think it's funny?

3. Do I get the joke?

4. If not, are there a bunch of commenters who do?

5. If I don't get the joke, and there aren't a lot of commenters who do, does it look like I would be a total jackass if I admitted that I did not get the joke?

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6. Is it by arniejolt, uscg_pa, toolsoldier, HampstaSandwich, sciteach, GiantBoyDetective, Rokeden or Orionsangel/saint?

7. Do we have fewer than 10 finalists?

8. Did I (be honest) give everyone a shitty exploitable or topic this week?

Factors against a 'Shop:

Note: These do not by themselves disqualify any work that passes one or more of the conditions above. These are factors that reduce scoring, like failing to nail a triple-toe-loop in the L'eggs Figure Skating Championships.

1. Is there a lot of text in the 'Shop, or does it require a comment to explain?

2. Does it feature Asshole Dog?

3. Does it feature Bad Dudes?

4. Does it feature me in the bagsuit?

To contact the author of this post, write to owen@kotaku.com or find him on Twitter @owengood.

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